How This All Happened: How Stevie Got Rid of Meszaros
Friday, 02 July 2010 14:45 | Written by Matt Amos | 
Yesterday, Steve Yzerman was somehow able to get the stupid poor Philadelphia Flyers to take on Meszaros’ gigantic salary, despite already having one of the best defenses in the league.
I knew there had to be something strange going on, and as always, I started an in-depth DTV investigation. Needless to say, I was pretty surprised to find out what had gone down.
Paul Holmgren: How long have you had this defenseman?
Guy Boucher: About three or four seasons.
Steve Yzerman: He’s for sale if you want him.
Paul Holmgren: Let me see his statistics.
Steve Yzerman: *Waves hand* You don’t need to see his statistics.
Paul Holmgren: We don’t need to see his statistics.
Steve Yzerman: This is the defenseman you’re looking for.
Paul Holmgren: This is the defenseman we’re looking for.
Steve Yzerman: It’s a pleasure doing business.
Paul Holmgren: It’s a pleasure doing business.
Steve Yzerman: Move along.
Paul Holmgren: Move along. Move along.
